Hot Mess
A Humorous Guide to Surviving Menopause and Coming Out Cooler
Welcome to the hottest phase of your life—literally. Between the night sweats, mood swings, and spontaneous crying in the snack aisle, menopause can feel like Mother Nature’s worst prank. But don’t sweat it (okay, maybe sweat a little)—Hot Mess is here to fan the flames with laughter, sass, and sanity-saving advice. Packed with hilarious real-life stories, no-nonsense tips, and the kind of wisdom only earned through hormonal warfare, this guide will help you navigate the chaos with grace—and maybe even a sense of humor. Whether you're in full-on hot flash mode or just peeking at the pre-menopausal horizon, this book is your ultimate survival kit. Think of it as a cocktail of commiseration and empowerment—shaken, not stirred (because let’s face it, everything’s shaking anyway). Hot Mess isn’t just about surviving menopause. It’s about owning it, laughing through it, and coming out on the other side a little bolder, a lot wiser, and undeniably cooler.